This is totally for fun. I know the stats on innocent wedding nights, even though I pray that for my children.
What is Real? Is this my wife?
After waiting for the special night the couple comes to their honeymoon night.
As she prepares for the event, which doesn't leave anything to your imagination, she starts to disassemble.
Hair - What once looked like long, flowing locks are too painful to sleep in, now reveal a bob..
Buns -The slim body admired by society doesn't leave a woman with an ounce of fat, so the fake bottom is removed , leaving behind a bony hiney
Height - The high heels are left at the entry door, diminishing her height by 4 inches
Will He Be Shocked? Can't you just see it on a Lucy Show?
I know I could go into some deep meaning here, but it really was just a good, tear-jerking laugh as we imagined what might be in the future for some innocent guy! You truly don't know what you are getting these days....they know how to paint the "barn" better than when I captured my
"Knight in Shining Armor", he could see what he was getting!!!